This article in Slate. I think a) it shows some pretty impressive (tongue-firmly-in-cheek) crafts and b) manages to mock both the left and the right.
I also enjoyed the reference to 1776.
RepubliCraft No.1 and DemoCraft No. 4 are probably my favorites ("Just like Nana would've made... if she went to Wesleyan") LOL.
Be afraid, be very afraid